Things you’ve learned that will change your life.

You’ll never be cool, Mark . :shakes head despairingly:

 

Hippies haven't been cool for a while - our time will return!

 

No unfortunately.the reply normally is ,well if you don't know how the hell are we supposed to know

 

THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=118&v=wYBo1luO74U

 

Falling coconuts kill far more people per year than sharks

So now I am happy to swim in the sea, but not walk under a tree. Changed my life forever!!

 

That s cool...

 

brilliant isn't it? not tried it yet but should save me no end of time.
not sure it'll work for threading the machines

 

Genius!

 

Didn’t you realise that! They are different shapes arnt they,for different monsters?

 

Let’s see oh yeah,so it does! if it works...

 

Ive learnt not to to use fishmeal boilies when the water temperature drops ,

 

It's easier to open bananas at the non-stalk end

 

99.9999999999 etc% of Neutrinos pass right through the planet without hitting a single atom or deviating from their straight path

 

Or if you prefer:
it would take 6 trillion miles of lead to halt half the Neutrinos passing through it

 

That’s how monkeys do it. Just saying.

 

Exactly ... We over-evolved ... well, some of us did

 

Well it would be....... been trying for 5 mins and nope. Beginning to think it's a hoax!

 

oh no! i haven't tried it yet either