Things you’ve learned that will change your life.

2 massive heart attacks

 

2 Divorces!

 

i love liven on me own lol

 

Nothing matters really. Don’t worry be happy


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Not even how wobbly your weld is

 

everything is really matter, but nothing really matters

 

That spacebar thing works on any key on the 6s upwards, just do a hard press on any key, the keyboard goes grey and you can move up/down/left/right willy, or indeed, nilly.

 

Still tastes like sh1te though

 

Thank you! I don't have an iPhone but I just got a few kudos points with my son and other son's girlfriend

 

You don’t have an iPhone? How quaint!

 

What I learnt that changed my life was to be happy with what you have and who you are.

 

Do you know who I am?

 

Including unfinished internal doors


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i did it! well, it's hung, ish.

 

And never will. Sticking with android as I prefer it. I'm not going to start one of those threads!

 

Are you on benefits ?

 

I have the benefit of owning a business - not sure that qualifies. Nope, just hate all things Apple and have never been willing to pay their over-inflated prices for what they portray as a fashion necessity.

 

I don't need a ball-pit, ping-pong or gobstopper machines in my workplace.

I don't start my sentences with "So".

I don't wear clear lense media glasses even though my eyesight is fine.

I have no use for beard wax.

I do not consider Notting Hill Carnival to be meaningful or fun.



Apple is not for me.

 

Had that ever worked for you when getting a flight upgrade?