@terrordales

and what about the trousers they always seem to wear...Miner chords....what's that all about?

Don't even think about mentioning their girlfriends....Miner Birds

 

The Freddy Star interview last year when he said he had no interest in young girls. His wife standing beside him looked about 12

 

or hamsters

 

I think the hamster thing was made up by Max Clifford...oh, hang on a minute...

 

Did he let you wobble his board? Your hitch hiker, not Max Clifford, or a miner.

 

No wobbling his board and he pit his stuff kangaroo in the rear so I couldn't give that a squeeze.

 

Bruce Forsyth has just been on the phone ,he wants to know if there are any vacancies going that he could fill ,like joke telling,quips and generally keeping things moving at a steady pace

 

Nice to see you..............

 

Ooooh, nooo...

 

"You don't get anything for a pair - not in this game."

 

I only know people who can afford their own automobiles & don't have to rely on dodgy people giving them lifts.

 

Aussie Royalty plainly.

 

Please remember to curtsy before you reply to me peasant.

 

Ark at him!

Coming down here with his high falutin ways!

Just because you arrived there voluntarily (as opposed to some ancestor getting caught stealing a pig) doesn't mean you are a blue blood.

Vive la revoloution!!!

 

Sorry for the slow reply, I've been disciplining the serfs.

 

Aren't you the butch one( said in best camp voice).

 

And missing Wimbledon thats a first . I dunno people with pink ties .