Show us the last picture you took on your phone. (VW related or not!)

Not enough piles of heavily filled condoms in the layby ...snotts

 

Eh no tool

 

better class of bubbles

 

Whoops, I'm way off, seeing the image on a computer screen rather than a phone screen confirms that, I am, indeed, delusional.

 

Oi. I'm a geezer.

 

He's parked up on Cannock Chase waiting for Stan.....

 

A what?

 

Cluck? Gobble?

 

‘an no mistake

 

Have you been shouting "Stop Brexit" At the end of Downing Street - you were heard on the telly.

You'll be getting an early morning knock-knock tomorrow.......flown straight to Chile and thrown into the Atlantic from the back of a Hercules.

 

I stopped off in Islington to help Jeremy tie his shoelaces. He does get confused. Normally Dianne helps, but she’d popped down to Greggs.

 

I've heard she likes biting the heads off gingerbread men.