I was the real kes ,shoplifting was second nature ,the milkman used to take his wife on the round to guard the milk float...
At the school i went to ,P/E teacher would belt the last kid on the cross country , no fags for us!<any you guys and your mates ever ? go swimming in the local river during summer?u know, water rats sharing the gig ,the dead dog floating by,(and don"t start me on mates doing that flicking wet towel at you,well sore!)
My little boys been under the van with me since he can walk a bit of dirt never hurt anybody Theres to much h and e these days Our school was shut last year as there was ice on the path
Do you mean Health and Safety? "H&E" implies Health and Efficiency, which involves naked Swedish women with beachballs