No! Nothing is guaranteed to send me into the depths of depression that Mark King slapping away aimlessly. The 80s should be the decade that time forgot.
Gah. Aimless plonking. Anyone who has LEDs on their guitars you know has reached the limit of their musical abilities...
As a long term investor in guitars, I have to say you have chosen an amazing time to pick up a trio of great instruments. The guitar market is very stable in the long term and as long as you don't sell them in the next 5 years or so, you will make a very healthy return on your investments. Whatever you do, don't leave them locked up gathering dust, they need to be played to keep them reliable and it will also add to the Patina.
To paraphrase Kylie Minogue: "If I never hear that Mark King with the weird 80s hairstyle thumping pointlessly again, I shall be so lucky. Lucky, lucky, lucky"