Seeking Asylum

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  1. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    Can anyone help me?
    I seem to have, inadvertently of course, pressed a button on a sales website marked " Add to Cart " and bought a couple of things Ms. T may ( or may not ) approve of. :oops:
    Item 1
    1968 Fender Mustang Competition

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    Item 2

    1959 Fender Jazzmaster

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    Item 3
    Fender Jaco Pastorius Fretless Bass

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    As it is I'll probably only need to hide out for a few years, but that'll depend on how quickly Ms. T takes to calm down and to see the sense of these investments. :rolleyes:
     
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  2. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Don we have a problem, you can't stop buying guitars and me bivvies we need help:thumbsup:
     
  3. Fruitcake

    Fruitcake Supporter

    What a beautiful trio of guitars. I think the best solution is for you to have them shipped to me and I can look after them for you, I'll even send you photos of me and the boys gigging them in the local pubs - nice tasteful ones of them lying next to the drums and leaning on fruit machines.
     
  4. bernjb56

    bernjb56 Supporter

    I think it might take more than a few days this time
     
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  5. Why would your boys be lying next to the drums? Do they have a drink problem?
     
  6. Get drums instead Don, easier to hide amongst themselves. Mind you, you'd set off with a 5 piece and end up with a kit like Neil Peart's in a fortnight :)
     
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  7. Pudelwagen

    Pudelwagen Supporter

  8. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

  9. MorkC68

    MorkC68 Administrator

    I’d be seeking asylum too, they’re not Les Pauls :eek:
     
  10. The Jaco bass is well cool :thumbsup:

    I advise a full confession and lots of diamonds.
     
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  11. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    I like Fenders, but a Les Paul would be nice although I find their neck is a bit thick for me.
     
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  12. MorkC68

    MorkC68 Administrator

    I struggle to get my fingers around the neck, cant reach top E :(
     
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  13. Fruitcake

    Fruitcake Supporter

    You know them well! The guitars would be safely wrapped in cotton wool in their cases.
     
  14. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Great avatar. I always preferred Scott to Brian in the classic line up. Brian was the better player technically I guess, but I always thought Scott looked cool as f playing that Les Paul Deluxe. Always wanted a Deluxe and that’s down to Scott Gorham :thumbsup:






    Fenders are still better guitars though........
     
  15. MorkC68

    MorkC68 Administrator

    Scott is a great guitarist, that's for sure but Brian had the flair...but didn't stand the test of time, last I heard he was in a mess with drink but may have cleaned himself up.

    He looks at home with Black Star Riders and is back playing Les Pauls again and his red Axcess from Fenders.
     
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  16. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    I honestly believe you are a numpty of the highest order!
     
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  17. Item 1 is worth the pain alone. Do you have a dog house cause your going to need one
     
  18. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    I think Ms. T would agree but these are an excellent investment ................ vintage guitars always go up in value. Honest.
     
  19. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    I'll try to help you out a bit seeing as you're a mate.

    You will be a dead man when your Mrs finds out or a dead man by the time they're worth more than you paid. Your kids will sell them cheap and some aging hippy will buy them and have to hide them from his wife...

    :hattip:
     
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  20. You can’t play ‘em all at once so..... I’ll have items 1 & 2, thanks mate :thumbsup:
     
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