Post something offensive about yourself!

I do that too

 

Ewwww ... Freya chewed her toe nails until recently

 

Over Christmas I knew all the words to "moshi twistmas" ... a Christmas song by the moshi monsters ... if you have kids you'll know what I'm talking about, if you don't then you won't & count yourself lucky! As a self confessed rock/punk/metal 'chick', this is really bad!!

 

mmmm that's some confession on a public forum

 

babies make me puke. Beat that baysearcher

 

Which bit ... moshi monsters or my taste in music!?!? The joys of an 8 year old

 

The name Flakey was given to me by my biking "mates" because I suffer from psoriasis !

 

"Nice" mates!!!

 

no matter how hard i try... i just cannot stop murdering people.

not as bas as the psoriasis, but still up there..

 

Wtf...how...

 

Interesting, what does the voice of an angle sound like exactly?

 

Hahaha....

 

like Alan Carr only more feminine LOL

 

Acute

 

This is birdy. So I think it'll be obtuse.

 

I stand behind blind people at pedestrian crossings and make a beep beep beep beep noise.

 

I always park at my local sainsburys in the disabled spaces as theres loads?
Dont belive the regular to disabled parking ratio there ,dont do it anywhere else, plus the normal spaces are hell to get in and out in a T2 without power steering etc.

 

That made laugh so much.