Post something offensive about yourself!

Sorry I had to moderate this. Cant have me talking about myself in such a derogatory way in public! Im banning myself for ten minutes whilst I make a brew!

 

I am such a bad driver I reversed my bay into a caravan

 

I frequently steal from charities.

 

I am a raving heterosexual with a voice of an angle and not the voice of Alan Carr.

 

my back side is so big i have to drive from the rear seat

 

I find women wearing noticeable makeup repulsive

 

i use the charity bags they post through the door for me to fill for bin liners. (is this wrong or should i be congratulated for recycling?)

 

Brew break over. Now then where was I. Charidy bags M8 - yep crackin use for em!

 

hmm, you're right Baysearcher a lot of them are from companies and when i put them out for the unfilled bag to be collected nobody bothers and they end up littering the street. so i guess i'm recycling AND stopping litter *smug face*
so it's not just me then Dicky?

ok, so now i know that's not offensive .... i haven't washed for 3 weeks!

 

Im a veggie but dont half like a nice Rumanian horse steak samdwich!

 

I have no shame when it comes to Marmitee music....and singing along to it... I like all sorts of rubbish...currently singing my head off on my car to Nelly - Pimp Juice!

 

...On the back of that I too listen to $hite music! i have no specific taste, some say I have no taste at all! I listen to everything from Michael Buble, Bruno Mars to Nickelback and...wait for it... I have the Disney soundtrack on my computer and I love it! ha!

 

Hahaha legend....I like everything except that screaming rock music where they sound possessed! Haha x

 

My toenails look like claws and I nibble them when bored

Its true
Moira

 

* laughing hysterically at my own humour* J

 

Im new-ish, thats normally offensive, well it was on the V** forum!

 

hiya Keith

 

i have teeth shaped like the male organ