Hey @SweeneyTodd - you could clean up here with some late bay recyclable shopping bags. Yours would be better than these..?
I went to Tesco today, remembered my Clubcard (normally forget) and remembered bags ( normally forget) And I looked damn hot strutting the aisles with 8 Hessian bags and 3 placcy bags stuffed down my trousers. People were getting quite flustered in the tinned veg section when I bent over to finger a tin of Petit pois and my crotch ripped. I can tell you.
Poundland’s ‘Don’t ask the price, everything’s a pound’ slogan has backfired following the introduction of paid-for carrier bags. http://newsthump.com/2015/10/07/poundland-forced-to-charge-1-for-carrier-bags/
Did a good one today in small corner shop , woman said would you like a bag , i said no thanks , put three things in my trewzer pockets and two in each hand n balanced one on my head , i said i need to save the planet , she looked in shock horror
**edit- probably worth disclaimering this as containing bad language which some people may find offensive/amusing**
