Oscar Pistorius

When the case come to court he'll have to put his best foot forward and ..........oh.

 

Oscar Pistorius has said he won't be entering any further races.

I think he has to worry more about different races entering him, once he's in prison.

 

was his girlfriend like princess fiona turns into a ogre at night.. 4 shots 3 were false starts...

 

It's nearly red nose day - don't forget your £5 could go to teach an African the difference between a girl friend and an intruder.

 

I believe he is joining the heavy metal band BULLIT FOR MY VALINTINE,

 

He's had the Pis taken out of him so much lately he's changed his name to Oscar Torius...