Oscar Pistorius

Oscar Pistorius has shot his girlfriend. Apparently she came home legless last night and he couldn't take the competition.

 

Oscar Pistorius has brought a new meaning to 'taking your girlfriend out on Valentine's Day

 

Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pretorius

 

The police have stated that the evidence is overwhelming - he hasnt got a leg to stand on.

 

Oscar Pistorius denies murdering his girlfriend, police are stumped.

 

Sickipedia rules

 

Lance Armstrong is overjoyed!
Finally there's someone to make him look good.

 

anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic!!

 

New evidence has been found at Oscar Pitorious' house that puts him in the clear.

Footprints....

 

police in south africa have cleared oscar p after they discovered he needed to have at least two feet between him and the victim when the shots were fired

 

You lot are bad mofos

 

(these limited new similes are shizzle)

 

Unfortunate choice of slogan for a recent nike ad!

 

Nike are changing their campaign in South Africa to "Just Shoot It"

 

I hope he doesn't think he can just come crawling back after all this.

 

For as guy on a murder charge, he still seems to have quite a spring in his step....

 

I can't take anymore!!!!!

 

No doubt his defence will be that he was absolutely legless at the time.

 

Then again you shouldn't creep up on someone who's so highly sprung.