Nice old Lucas split charge relay to fit - advice required

Discussion in 'Mech Tech' started by Poptop2, Jan 16, 2013.

  1. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Right to summarise --

    The wire is not good enough , the relay is not a acceptable vw part , it was probably made by Ricks aunty May before lunch when she was still under the influence hiding under a table from a hurricane and sweet talking the boss into employing her unemployable train spotting gay nephew !

    Not really up to the job then ! :help-sos: :help-sos:
     
  2. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    ;)
     
  3. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    my mom got me the job at lucas' i went for the "interview" on a friday with questions as difficult as if your car wouldn't start how would you get in? and your mom works here doesn't she? and finally, can you start on monday? i never realised she got me in by "the back door" until now malc!
     
  4. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    i went for a job at Leyland once , i sat a iq test with a room full of strange people , they called my name out after and made me stand on the engine assembly line for half an hour , the boss bloke came back and asked " what do you think ?" i told him no !

    They then offered me any office trade i wanted immediate start etc , i already had a office job so declined that as well , Lou had been waiting over two hour's in my 1100 outside and wondered what had happened to me .
     
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  6. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Cheers mike i did like the authentic retro idea but if it isn't up to the job then , a fiver where ?
     
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  8. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Love it zeb , it's mine on steroids :lol: :lol:
     
  9. Its still using Hella relays not Lucas though. ;)
     
  10. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    :( :(

    gimme my karma back -- now !
     
  11. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Right back on track -

    Can i test it somehow before attempting to fit it and can it be fixed if broke or should i bin it and get a modern jobby ?
     
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  13. Hi Malc If you want a newer one I am sure I have one at work I can post over to you :)
     
  14. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

    Use the old one.:)
     
  15. Bosch...

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    Lucas...

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  16. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    made i larf a lot did that !
     

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