Marital advice needed !

My Mrs has read it and laughed, I guess if you want something to offend you it will, most things are like water off a ducks back for us.

 

Not Ladies Aquafit is it?

 

It doesn't ring any bells

 

People that iron jeans tend to believe the earth is Flat and vote for Trump.


People that wear them happily club baby orangutan's to death.

 

Dont Iron Jeans with a crease,Iron flat,but then again if you are Happy who cares.

 

Oh I don't do that, or that or that, I think the crinkled look is growing on me

 

But folk might think your legs are crinkly...

 

She said Ive got a couple of years yet

 

Ayy ! I thought you was broke down in the middle of France somewhere!

 

Last week... keep up at the back

 

Ooo ok sore point
You gotta watch them overseas garages

 

Okay so what was then it or did I miss something promise I was keeping up.

 

Post 18

 

I do no no how to say ziss
But it izz bro kern

 

Have you checked that the iron is working?

That may be the problem.

 

An iron can be thrown
Whether or or not the fuse has gone
I know this because the radiator still has the dent

 

I never iron mine ( I always thought it was cool to look as though you slept in them and I often did) and have only clubbed a few baby orangutans.

 

I asked my dad to iron my jeans when I was about 14 and this is exactly how he did them, oooooo the shame, I had to go out in them too, he was so proud of what a nice job he had done for me too

 

Ironing ones legs is quite the craze at the Shoredich tech hub..