Marital advice needed !

I have recently found out something about the wife and I need to bring the subject up without causing too much distress.

Today I went to put my dirties on and my jeans had not been ironed. I presume she couldn't be bothered ?

Any advice welcomed she will be home soon !!!

 

I would change the password on my LATEBAY account in case she reads this thread.

 

I’d seriously consider changing her for a newer, more hard working model.

 

Non iron clothing?

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Should she know about that already ?

 

Is she back from her shift down the pit yet?

 

Gone to Fat club

 

Oh man, you’re in trouble

 

Do you think she is revolting?

 

My current ( no.3 ) wife doesn't iron at all!
Start to worry when your wife then she starts putting creases in the front of your jeans..then she really doesn't like you !

A Chelsea supporter and drinker of crap beer will be along soon with more advice.

 

You need to get a new wardrobe. I leave mine on the bathroom floor and when I open the wardrobe they are hanging there fully laundered

 

I think its you who is getting it wrong

You should be taking your dirties off - not putting them on

More importantly Jeans never need ironing - hardly anything does

 

I can't remember the exact name, fat world or slimming club, something like that

 

Do you really want to look like this?




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Is that @davidoft ? No but dont want to look like they have been slept in for a week !

 

Oi, finest beer in Britain
As we all know I am an expert when it comes to the ladies, @3901mick ive sent you a pm, I think you’ll find after following my advice in the love dept, you won’t be having any more un ironed jeans, and you may find an extra slice of Am in your sandwich’s tomorrow

 

Thanks Bazza, I knew someone would be sensible about this !!

 

I think this thread is rather sexist and no longer appropriate in this day and age.

Tongue & cheek or not.