It’s about time

Chancellor is the best job, popping up in the middle of the Brexit pantomime and announcing all is well folks, austerity is over, we have pots of money and we are giving it to all those who suffered our cutbacks, so aren't we good folks?

 

I can't think of anybody. I wonder if @Ermintrude can think of a suitable candidate?

 

Yeh but the amount that lot drink I’ll be minted and I’ll call it the doombar

 

That's worrying

 

As I'm Foreign Secretary .................. I'm off to St Moritz

 

I hear the Minister for Transport, Sir Barrington Haynes MP has been showing Jenny Breath his honourable member!

 

Also Minister of "Take Off Shirt Wrestle Bear or Opposition"

 

They tried something similar to that in Athens, the second most polluted city, next to Los Angeles. No.plates with even numbers were only allowed to run every other day. It worked for a while, until every family bought two cars. One with even numbers, one with odd.

 

... and that'll bring the price of two tone bays right back up

 

Is that the famed Two-Todger-Haynes?
If so that would have to be his right honorable member obviously

 

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