the army marched all the MPs out of the commons and the lords and the members of the late bay be installed as the new government. Prime Minister - Dog as it’s kinda his forum isn’t it? Foreign sec - terrordales as he’s foreign Chancellor - Snotty as anyone who can spend that much on empi parts knows a thing or too about wasting money Sports minister. - me as I’m a Tottenham fan so clearly understand fine sport when I see it. Transport - mr b Haynes due to his years of experience Health -dub and dubber obviously. Pensions and retirement- mgmman LGBT and generally minister for being nice to people - merlincat Minister for carp angling, I know, it’s a new post - Matty Father of the house - poptop2 Anyone care to add to this esteemed list?
As minister for transport I propose that each day of the week has a designated car colour this will ease congestion on our roads ie Monday will be a red car day, Tues blue, Wed yellow etc, lorry's will only be allowed in cities at night, Taxi fares will double Extra wide parking bays for women drivers I will scrap car tax and will put it on the price of petrol and diesel the more you drive the more you pay
Nice one. Right, let's get started. All posh / private schools are abolished. All the money saved from that will go to fund public schools, (although a couple of billion May get lost in "admin fees") Free vegan school meals for everyone, supplied by Waitrose and partners. Free pint of ethically sourced coconut milk for all Everyone leaves school at 16, and gets a job. Sorted.
Oh, I nearly forgot..the first two hours of every school day will be set aside for reading the Guardian. Start em young..
I can only see one slight downside of this. It’s going to ruin the game kids play where they get to shout yellow car and punch their sibling.
I would suggest that the houses of parliament be relocated to Barnsley. We would save a fortune in expenses as they wouldn't have to drink overpriced beer or eat poncy southern food.
What political ideology would you adopt? I cannot sign up for Minister for New Era Socialism without knowing this!
and we can lounge on our seats and doze off, ok as long as you wear a tie and expensive suit and speak posh.
you are going to be busy doing that, better to be an MP and do bugger all and get good pay plus expenses.
