Is Gwyneth Paltrow a TLB member?

Seems she has jumped on the bandwagon, and is making candles that smell of Vag...

Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion...a-goop?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard

 

Should she be making one that smells of somebody else’s?

 

If I'd paid fifty-eight quid to smell Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina, I'd expect more than a candle!

 

smeg candles anyone .

 

If she was a TLB member it'd smell of toilet blue for @Poptop2

 

She steam cleans her fanny. Odd woman

 

I know a Limerick about that, starts with "I knew a young girl from Australia...."

 

You do get a sticker for your windscreen. Like "I've seen the lions at Longleat".

 

Did you know vaginas have the same ph as a pint of beer......., plus they're much lower in calories




(Stolen shamelessly from tonight's The Unbelievable Truth on R4 )

 

This thread can only go in one direction...

 

Yep its certainly going down!

 

I'll have to ask Chris Martin if it's true - could we then take out a lawsuit if it doesn't - p.s. Is GP mad as a box of frogs?

 

I now have an image in my head of her trying to bend in half so as to smell her own parts so as to know what it actually smells like..... I need to start drinking again...or drink more maybe.

 

I think she pays someone to do that for her. She's loaded.

 

Pint of ph with Rosie

 

They list Vag Samosas at our local Indian restaurant. I’ve always thought it was a misprint until now

 

It’s a really good article, this kind of cobblers needs the p*ss taking out of it. The Graun has done a few articles on Goop in the past, wondering aloud mostly why people fall for this kind of thing. The jade eggs business was particularly notorious, but GP still seems to be raking the cash in with all that “ cutting edge wellness” malarkey. Go figure