Is Gwyneth Paltrow a TLB member?

I still my might buy one though, and put it on the mantelpiece just to see the mum-in-laws face when she sees it

 

Fantastic new flavour for carp boilies

Essence of vag

 

It’s all excuse gone badly wrong really. Someone found a candle by her bed that smelled a bit “funny”

 

It's crazy innit... she has apparently made £250 million from Vag based paraphernalia! Who buys this stuff?

John Lewis didn't want to know when I pitched the idea of home furnishings that smell of my pants.

 

Would carp go for their own smell

 

Thank God it didn't give Polly Toynbee any ideas

 

Apparently, the Dubsårse range is selling well in IKEA, so not all bad news.

 

Bought some Påltrofånni shelves from IKEA and I already feel my wellness increasing exponentially

 

I'll admit I do quite fancy Gwynny, even though she is as mad as a f- badger.

 

Here she is just after checking her crank endfloat (using holistic chanting).

Gwynny. Swoon...

 

Yep - she is very attractive - but she had to put on a lot of weight for Shallow Hal

 

Excellent news! They have also approached me about my new kocsoc range, due in stores near you this spring.

 

I did wonder how she made them!

 

I think she did evening classes at her local college.

 

Vw got there first of course.

 

Well, Gwyneth's just been on the phone. Apparently, someone's taken her flaps off and thrown them away.

I pointed her to a few threads on Mech Tech

 

Ha ....same shape too!

 

Oh yeah



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