I think I might die !!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by 3901mick, Jan 23, 2017.

  1. I have burnt my toast, its a killer, it said so on the telly !!!
     
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  2. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    It's only a killer if it burns your house down, joking aside apparently it can cause cancer, I think it's a load of old *****
     
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  3. All those years of eating brown crisps are going to finally catch up with me. To be fair, I knew I was living on the edge...

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  4. MorkC68

    MorkC68 Administrator

    Have some baked beans n Worcester Sauce to take the burnt taste away :D
     
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  5. Anyone know where I can get help for my 40 a day overdone roast potato habit, I think I need to quit based on the latest reports :-(
     
  6. more half baked food scares...:rolleyes:
     
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  7. Please concentrate on a story about toast while your government tries to wriggle quietly out of this Trident issue.
     
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  8. Perhaps they should have been chewing this during testing 12546673754.jpg
     
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  9. But a Trident won't fit in my toaster but it will toast a shed load of bread related products in one go.
     
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  10. The chemical unleashed by burning stuff has been in Ryvita in huge quantities for years, every one knows, no-one eats it any more.
     
  11. Excellent, gives me an excuse to bin the pack of ryvita in my desk drawer I've been feeling guilty about not eating :)
     
  12. Just not the ones you wanted to toast, some other ones that are off in a different direction
     
  13. This has been known for years - burnt stuff is bad for you - it's just another scare story to give us something to worry about
     
  14. Did the unarmed missile kill anyone? No. Has burnt toast killed people? Apparently so. And what is the government doing about the Ryvita issue? Nothing.
    Lets face it, if a Trident is used for real, it doesn't really matter which direction it goes in, we're all toast as everyone else will be joining in.
     
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  15. matty

    matty Supporter

    So has anyone found anything that doesn't give you cancer

    Tofu doesn't count as that's not food unless fried in bacon fat
     
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  16. Razzyh

    Razzyh Supporter

    Who wants to live until 102 anyway.

    I'm happy to go once I can't wipe my own arse or become a burden on my own family.
     
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  17. Then you can book an appointment at the end of life toast clinic, you stay there eating burnt toast for a few days until your fully dead and finally at peace :thumbsup:
     
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  18. ^this, exactly.
     
  19. Dignitoast?
     
  20. Who'd have thought? A toaster as a weapon of mass destruction. Blair would invaded Argos.
     

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