I just met Sire Laurie of the Pettit variety!

Substitute poop for parp and I think you have it.

 

he sorted the engine on my bus for me for not much Dosh and delivered it back whilst returning to Scotland from a funeral "darn Sarf"

I think

a) he doesn't worry about making much money
b) he makes a box of frogs seem entirely sensible
c) is a properly lovely man

I am definitely a fan