How do i persuade my missus to come camping?

Be warned, Annie and the smegster will be on guard duty,
two fluffy glove box terriers. thay both take exception to bunting.

 

Mrs.M takes all the credit for the bespoke bunting.

And unless they're terrier/kangaroo crossbreeds, they'll be struggling to reach it.

 

im a bunting ninja...they will never know i'm there plus i'll get muggins and charlie to distract them with their man-dog charms!

 

I am open minded about a bit of bunting

 

Buy your misses some bunting and a dog sounds like the the way ta do it

 

There,ll be no man dog charming going on around my two girls , thankyou very much.
OOOOOHHH NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

 

THE END , see you all in the royal oak

 

I do all I can to dispersuade to misses to come ,tis like looking after another kid....Different interests are good... ;D

 

Other way round for me. I have to try and pursuade my boyfriend to come. He is fine with camping just not so keen on shows although we havent camped at a show yet.

 

In hindsight, if she doesn't like camping best leave her at home. Sadly you made a mistake and you married the wrong woman, probably dazzled by boobies. There are at least 4 immediate benefits :

1) More MPG and faster up the hills.
2) Your suspension won't bottom out anymore.
3) You will REALLY be to blame for anything that "goes wrong" over the weekend, but you don't care so that's ok.
4) With a bit of luck she'll bugger off with an Elvis impersonator she meets in the pub while you're away making 1,2 and 3 permanent.

Now you can look out for a smaller version that
1) fits in the van without a crowbar
2) Doesn't blame you for every small bump in the road
3) Like yourself, see's things going a bit squiffy as all part of the fun.

^ Sadly I don't think that woman actually exists.

 

sounds like a man that had a bad experience zed lol :laugh2: :dance: :beer_yum: :banghead: :moon: but i like your method and thinking lol owen nw
women are like 6 packs of beer GIVE HER 1 see wants them all

 

^ A very long bad experience Owen. It's nearly over now - just tidying up.

When your camping companion's moany, it's better to be lonely. You can quote me on that.