House seller rant

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by baygeekster, Jan 26, 2015.

  1. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    i'm dreading something similar, i don't think the person i'm buying off will mess about, they've been nothing short of perfect, lovely local solicitor, nice responsce etc etc, but the chap buying mine is a grade a bellend, i'd seriously not tire of punching him
     
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  2. I'm just about to buy my first house, so you're all filling me with dread:(
    Quarter of a million quid for a place the size of rabbit hutch:( bloody south east.
    Sorry to hear about yours baybirmingham, what a pain:(
     
  3. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    you're on the easy bit, nowt to sell so happy days.
     
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  4. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Move to kiddy. I know all the estate agents and probably a lot of the sellers. Well if I don't know them Lou will.
     
  5. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    You deserve better friends than that...
     
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  6. Its a mine field, i'm just glad its over for us and we're in, but i do remember well all the shizzle of it all!
     
  7. can you chuck a breakfast in as well if so ill have for a couple of weeks in September,oh and can you park it near Bordeaux on the coast
     
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  8. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Yes. Booked.

    There will of course be the usual booking fee. Reservation fee. Temporary resident taxes and insurance. Please send a cheque for £2655 +vat to me asap. It has been a pleasure doing you in business.
     
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  9. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Whaddya mean, better than that?

    The finest live in these here parts.
     
  10. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    Hanging around with Estate Agents......the unwashed hoodies of the professional world....
     
  11. The cheque is in the post , bin .
     
  12. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    I did drink in a hotel locally where they thronged early doors. Lou had a part time job behind the bar there. What a bunch of prized turds. I used to have to bite my lip a lot. They all dressed and acted as if they were in the film Wall Street.

    I was a builder at the time so I earned a few bob from them, otherwise I may have flushed a few heads down the loo with what they would say in front of Lou. She didn't take much notice as she had heard it all before, but I could be a bit sensitive to it.
     
  13. Completely different house next door. Part of the appeal - all the houses on the road are different.
     
  14. I would do that in a heartbeat, but need to be closer to The Olds.
     
  15. If he comes back to me I shall be very tempted to do exactly that. We've already found another possible and it has a workshop. :D
     
  16. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    When did you join the Nigerian royalty?
    I think your brother sent us an email the other day.
     
  17. Did you not realise? Malc's real surname is Sebti. ;)
     
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