Happy Birthday to Me!

I'll have you know that I have been for a pee at 10 Downing St and hold a 25 yard swimming certificate.

 

25 yards A true milestone in life. Did you do lifesaving in your jim-jams?

 

Of course. And held my classmate's face firmly under water for a width, as tradition demands.

 

Did you not get on with them ?

 

Not after the lesson, no.

 

Happy belated birthday. I have been away so sorry it's late.

 

Fill it in on your profile and then it'll show up on the calendar.
It's not difficult folks.

In fact, sod it, someone else can do the bloody birthday threads. I can no longer be arsed doing it.

 

We're only kidding, Don

 

I'm not.

 

Calm down everyone, we all like a bit of a wind up but sometimes it might come across as having a go, I'll say it slowly put your date of birth on your profile then you will get a happy birthday wish it's hardly rocket science, and Don @Terrordales please continue with the birthday threads, pretty please

 

I've always wondered why I never got any birthday wishes ... didn't realise their was a section fill in - filled in and looking forward to being greeted on the appropriate day.

 

Point to note: if you put the day and month in (but not the year), the forum software obviously doesn't generate notifications. Admin?

 

Noooo! I'm only kidding too!

 

I only mentioned mine cos I thought it was funny it was same days as Snots. No intention to upset anyone .


Right, sod the lot of yous.... I'm off to Blun..... I'm off to Blund..... I'm deffo going right now to Blu........


Actually I think I'll stay here

 

Don't go, you're my friend