Me (having fallen asleep): What was the score in the Rugby? Mrs TBR: 20:13 to Wales Me: So England still get the trophy then? Mrs TBR: No Wales Me: No, if Wales win by less than 8 points then England get the trophy Mrs TBR (looking annoyed): NO!!! THEY CLEARLY SAID WALES WIN THE RBS TROPHY 2013! YOU KNOW NOTHING. When will it be safe for me to explain? (Without serious consequences)