Garage wars

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kkkaty, Oct 4, 2016.

  1. "Fanjo" will be my Word of the Week :).
     
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  2. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Juan Manuel Acid Fanjo, perhaps one of, if not THE greatest racing driver ever. Never knowingly used a penis beaker either.
     
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  3. Great name for a band, as well.
     
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  5. Two good suggestions. Much better than the boys' ...
     
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  6. Flakey

    Flakey Supporter

    Don't try and drag this thread back into good sense, it's gone way beyond that :D
     
  7. No. I've just read another mumsnet thread entitled "I pooed on my skirt!". They make folk on VZi look normal.
     
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  8. ...and there's me thinking that mumsnet was something that women put on their hair at night
     
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  10. How did you find that pic of me?
     
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  11. You look ravishing!
     
  12. Got to chip in with my two penneth, my wife(at the time, yes Kkkaty divorced) threw a wobbler when we moved house as the old Bentley she thought had gone was actually hidden in the loft, couldn't conceal all the panels, Doors, interior, engine , box being passed down from the loft hatch. Fair to say it didn't stay around long after that!!!
    Sometimes I think the 50/50 isn't observed in a relationship? Most modes of transport can be viewed as a work of art and therefor could warrant a spot inside surely?


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  13. You had a Bentley in the loft? We've just got wasps in ours.
     
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  14. Had !!!!
    Big loft and lots of dismantling to make it fit, oh and a bit of poetic license, the chassis was hidden in the garage and disguised to look like builders crap


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  15. matty

    matty Supporter

    I remember mum going nuts when she cam home and found dad with a tin of grease on the hob with his motorbike chain cooking.
     
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  16. At the risk of uncovering a dark secret I must ask as to why you read Mumsnet?:thinking:
     
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  17. Were you planning a Colditz style escape?:thumbsup:
     
  18. See what I mean, so one sided, she should have helped as it is a form of cooking after all


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  19. I don't (you'll be pleased to hear). The "penis beaker" episode was in all the papers.
     
  20. A brilliant, if stinky, way to lubricate the chain. Another fine product sold by Halfords in the 60s :thumbsup:
     
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