Garage wars

thats where your so, so wrong. There's pale carpet under those wheels.

 

I think you're right that I may be on the wrong forum for back up. I may have to switch to mumsnet.

 

So it shows the bike of mint. I'm gonna show this to the the wife and insist on something simlar

 

No! They'll only ask about penis beakers!

 

Your house is so tidy! Can I marry you?

 

My house is tidy but I'm already married, we could just be friends

 

Beakers? Explain please?!
And it is so not tidy. The heap of washing is just out of shot.
Come to think of it, I could hang it off those handlebars....

 

Nought wrong with a bike under the stairs.
I've always wanted a new Harley chopper bike to stand in the corner off the lounge. Just for show.
I can't even ride a bike.

 

You could offer to help ..

 

A great tradition...Gunk and Gravy with a faint odour of petrol. Always a risky business if there was an open fire within sniffing reach.

 

I've kept bikes indoors as well. My Harley lived in the dining room for 10 years before I moved to the sticks. Did a complete engine rebuild on a Triumph 500 in my girlfriends lounge. Had a mate that built a Triumph in his bedroom (upstairs) then both of us took most of the wallpaper off getting it downstairs.
Bikes are sensitive, they have to be kept warm.

 

Looks great make a feature of it. Better than any Xmas tree

 

Won't the Harley fit inside the van?

 

Christmas is overrated in any case! Bah humbug!!

 

Class!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Well...ok, but no snogging.

 

And you thought TLB was weird...

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

 

Well worth a 're-read, and what a great phrase, "acid fanjo"!