FAO TLB Late Xmas Shoppers

What state are you in when you get home?

 

I will have you know, sir, that I am a sober person and pillar* of the community.














* Possibly Pillock ................. I may have misheard.

 

Gah, beat me to it!

 

My good TLB friend. I have an additional 12 hrs and I am now on Amazon, making good use of it....
hope they deliver on their promise...

 

Unfortunately, where we live we don't get deliveries or I'd be doing the same thing.

 

I’ll grab mrs para a nice set of magic tree earrings again
Hopefully they have a matching set this year
Forest fresh and new car scent didn’t go down well last year

 

Think I will treat Mrs Dubs to a nice 12v tyre inflator, with digital gauge and flashlight. And a can of Monster energy drink as an extra treat.

 

Inspired gifts

 

Don't spoil them, you don't want them to think they're anything special.

 

Good point. Il put the drink back.

 

Do you collapse at Mrs T's feet when she answers the door, saying " 'Allo, darlin'! I love yoooooooou", before passing out in the hallway?

 

It has been known.

 

Had a late nite trip to lidls tonight ..10.30pm
Their open until 11

It was deserted..apart from the staff filling shelves ..

Got stuff for Xmas lunch,
and a huge haul of reduced steaks, at £2 each...
Merry Xmas to me..

 

That bag of charcoal is a forward thinking gift as is 8ltr bottle of AdBlue.

The kids I hear you say?

Well, there’s the hi vis vest or the torches that split in to three torches that no child should be without.

And who wouldn’t be thrilled of a Xmas morning with a pack of fags....it’s race, religion, gender, age and class agnostic....a true gift for anyone.

 

I can imagine the ‘Middl of Lidl’ bit has played a bigger part in the @art b Xmas lunch!

All the essentials in one shop aisle! A voice controlled GPS USB meat thermometer probe, TUV approved motorcycle (oven) gloves, Aluminium pan set, a knife and drill bit sharpener, then lunch is served at the compact foldable camping table with seats, whilst wearing this season’s snazzy ‘Hit the Slopes’ snowboarding/ skiing range.

 

The one near us is doing a wrapping service too, for an extra 50p they’ll put your toblerone into a cardboard tube for an extra special surprise

 

My brother once bought his wife car mats for Christmas.

 

Eminently sensible.

 

Did she have a car?

 

Don't forget fellow TLB panic buyers, I'm our larger conurbations our ethnic brother's greengrocers will be open through the day too. Seeing your loved one's face light up opening a giant plantain or green coconut, (be warned, they're buggers to wrap), will stay with you for the rest of your incredibly shortened life.