FAO TLB Late Xmas Shoppers

Don't forget that BP filling stations are open till at least 23:00 tomorrow, for those last-minute gifts that mean so much

 

A Litre of oil?...... but what sort??!!

 

I always go for the emergency plastic fuel cap. A set of H4 headlight bulbs always delights. Or those Garage Flowers that look like they were grown inside a nuclear reactor?

Tricky

 

But Snotts I don't get finished until 23:00 tomorrow, what am I going to do

 

Screwfix open quite early. Surely there's something Mrs C would like?

 

Think they do a decent paint stripper and some half decent work boots, thanks Snotts

 

She'll thank you for it

 

Looks like we won't be seeing @crossy2112 at Techenders next year, unless the plaster casts are off and he's out of traction by April!

 

Nonsense. What woman wouldn't be delighted by a new set of router bits?

 

Is that a euphemism?

 

I prefer thrupenny bits

 

Behave, Baz

 

You are a ruddy life saver Snotts, thanks for the heads up

 

Or a OS map of the local area ...with a note saying To my darling wife ..this is for when we go on our romantic walks in the country side ....some even come with a compass .
Now that's a bit of prevent that wack at the side of your face advice .

 

While you're there, why not celebrate Xmas with a cup of Wild Bean coffee, which tastes like the stuff I found in the bottom of my crankcase when I had the engine apart?

 

For that extra touch of romance, try addressing her Xmas card "Dear Sir or Madam". Or better still, "To the Occupier".

 

It's now 0610 hours, I have 6 more hours before I have to think about shopping for the presents.
Plenty of time.

 

Life on the edge. Like it

 

Simple, hit the three op shops in Cooma, pop into the antique and collectables shop, stop at the pub and done.
I know how to treat my girls.