Eurovision

Leave me out of this, meaning of life on sky cinema now

 

I would rather have my genitals gnawed by wild ants than watch that camp-fest.

 

Pfwoor!

 

Anyone else going to @crossy2112 bbq? Just got invite via pm apparently the spitroast starts at 3 p.m

 

Some would pay good money to watch that, not me obvs

 

And now live from the Barnsley civic centre
Genitals gnawed by wild ants

 

I’m washing my hair

 

As opposed to the tame ants you can buy

 

Shhh!!! I told Bazza it was a bible study

 

My mate diesel dave trains fire ants......when i say train........i mean diesel dave likes setting fire to ants

 

Now you’ve made me lol in the chinese takeaway and everyone’s looking at me

 

Quick throw a bag of prawn crackers at someone and take the attention off you

 

Praw cracker ona house!

 

Quick it’s started I have my score card ready.

 

Who's house??

 

It'll be interesting to see how badly the UK scores in the wake of the brexits.

 

Will there be a meat raffle too?

 

Have we sung yet?

 

Walked into the parlour and she`s got it on

Just making a swift exit and off to nail mi cock to the table ...