Eurovision

Save yourself the trouble; turn the tv off and she’ll do it for you!

 

Has the Republic of Barnsley been on yet?

 

Probably after the break as they need to put a new floor down for the hobnails.

 

The parlour do you live in victorian britain?

 

Not `til after t`bingo ...

 

I`m currently wishing i lived in pre-eurovision times , might have an early night ... Jeeezzz

 

Did @crossy2112 lend you his very small hammer and nails then?

 

Mine has too, but I'm forgoing your ritual and cleaning out the Dyson filters instead.

 

You just made me do a snot laugh

 

Rock and ........................................roll

Remember when Saturday was an all nighter , out on the lash with your mates ??

I feel your pain . The mighty do indeed fall ....

 

Go on bang a couple of clout nails through your johnson live a little

 

Think i got the better deal .
Might need a bigger hammer though ..

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Fummy how they all sing in English, wonder what they will do if Brexit ever happens,

 

Show off

 

Can't believe how naff the British entry is.

The Tories have put more energy into the EU elections than anyone put into this song!

A shame because it's a local lad from up our way performing it.

 

I think Iceland will be the ones to beat!!!!

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Went with Norway

 

Glad I avoided it..

So the bookies favourite..
that has been a hit all over Europe won...

We was told that,this morning..

 

Complete racism. The black guy from Sweden lost . And the white Swedish guy from Estonia was....oh ,,,,never mind....

 

...and no transvestites. The whole thing’s a shambles...