Reckon your coats were swiped by the delivery driver. Your friend with the other order is it on it. She sold them on ebay for 99p and they are now being worn by some Croydon yoots, covered in White Lightning stains. Just got to move on.
Oi. I’ve been told I’m twice the man I was when I was half this age. actually thinking about it that might not be a compliment
Where is the evidence that the Amazon delivery is a suspect for what is technically a burglary, just because he was expected to be in the area between the times the coat was last know to be there, and the time the coats were noted as missing. That is apparently the only information that leads to to suspect the Amazon delivery person. the relative isolated location of your home as described by yourself is an ideal spot for well versed burglars to visit. in my humble opinion its a little unfair on the delivery man to point fingers at them whilst there is no evidence that no other person has been in the area that could well be responsible for the burglary One head scratch for me though is why would anyone, be it the delivery man or anyone else burgle the house for the coats but leave the two parcels behind. hopefully you will finrd the coats in the back of your car or another vehicle youve been in but forget they were in there, its a terrible thing to think you have been burgled and realy makes you feel insecure and un trusting
Order something else from Amazon.... if the delivery driver turns up in one of your coats... smash his effing face in!! If not .... smash his effing face in!
I like bear traps. Big shiney feck off bear traps. The kind that could hold an elephant. Guns for show, bear traps for a pro.
ah. and the absence of a big coat... I was always taught that if you can't fight, kick and run fast! I invariably wore steel toe docs and could run in them
My old grandad used to say don't trust a man who doesn't like football and always beat up the Amazon delivery driver I made up the last bit
