confessions of a camper owner?

went to visit my grandparents years ago had dicky guts as i was walking down drive to his house i farted but sh4t me pants so i knocked on his door to explain . cleaned myself up and borrowed some grandad check pants to go home in , as he was 5ft and im a foot taller i looked a right idiot so i legged it down drive to get in car asap without been seen . old man pants driving a bright yellow baja bug cool or what O0

 

ok a mild one ???

 

OK, here goes............................................ I was on holiday once, hired a sited van down in Cornwall. We walked to a local pub and all evening I had been fancying the Stella Umbrella in the pub garden. Well, the night went on, and I'd sank a few....... and ended up nicking the Stella umbrella............. Being in a caravan, there was no where to put it really. I couldn't keep it outside as someone would see it (this was in the days before Ebay - so I couldn't say I'd bought it....) The next day when I sobered up, I decided it had to go back to the pub as my other half was giving me grief about stealing etc.... So I took it back, dumped it in the garden and ran away before being spotted!!!!!

 

i wont put anymore up ,youve all gone quiet. chickens

 

Forum allways goes quiet now its the time i used to talk to myself for hours

I may go for a game of arrows next door

 

Are you ok Barney

 

Im so relieved i did it , its taken a big weight off my mind. Come silver n rick n the rest ,dont be sooo boring. :

 

Can't think of any Barney, I'm practically a saint... .....I should get some sort of Nobel prize.