confessions of a camper owner?

Just watching the one show , this gave me an idea , any confessions anyone, i might give one later but i dont want to set a prez .Come on then you lot......

 

shhhhh

 

Can't think what you mean Barney. ) Always trod the straight and narrow since the van appeared...

 

Your going to have to get the ball rolling Barney....we'll join in later

 

25 views and not one yet ,you sure ;D

 

Weeel it was a long time ago but I... )

 

I once took a pee in a can of beer in a garden. Then seen someone pick it up and they were about to take a swig of but I stopped them!!!!!!


OR DID I......

 

When I was 16 in digs at collage I went out on the ******* and got so drunk I weed the bed,lifted the rug and weed under it and weed over the radiator.
When I returned on the Monday I had plastic sheets.

But it was ok because I told the old couple that I spilt my water.

This was 20 years ago and I have control now.

 

Ok whilst we're on the subject ^^
Somebody upset me once, so a decanted some of my wee into his aftershave bottle.

Eau de Gooner

 

I did one into someone's steam iron once >

 

so alot of pee artists :-

 

Where to start...

 

I wiped my backside on a face flannell then washed it out at a party once as there was no bog roll left

 

OK I/me lied at my own trial ,5 years ago, and more than that, i paid my witnesses to lie on my behalf! there, said it to the whole world ,i lied in court ,(too old too ill too dont care no more who really knows !) and now its "off my chest "!

 

When I was about 10 I dreamt that I went down to the kitchen amd wee'd all over the floor and went back to bed. When I got up the next day my mum told me it wasnt a dream. whoops :-[

 

Where do you want me to start

 

I have no confessions, I've been good all my life :hippy: