Caravan club site at the weekend should I be concerned?

About etiquette?

Particularly if any Jacqueline and Donald Stewart types come knocking on the awning ...

 

Take a copy of the Daily Express with you, and talk about trouble with your water.

 

Just throw your keys into the big bowl on the way in

 

lights out 22.00 hrs ,no talking in groups of 3 or more .Take a yard stick for marking your plot .Display a candelabra as a mark of acceptance in to the club .Make sure your trousers are properly adjusted to avoid drop out .

 

Lol


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If you aven't got a toilet on board you ain't gettin' in anyway

 

A yardstick is no good.

You will need a micrometer.

Also, practice saying "Jawohl mein fùhrer!". You will need it if a warden approaches you with orders.

 

Make sure you have a clean shirt on arrival ....and your tie is correctly positioned .

 

Artists impression of @Dazza this weekend.

 

your picture shows things happening outside of the safe cell this most unusual activity must stop now

 

He's getting ready for a busy night..

 

First rule of caravan club, everyone gets some!

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If you're eating outside, decorate the table with a large framed picture of Nigel Farage.

 

Do not let your grey water drop out of the bottom of your van, they go crackers, we had to put the kids castle shaped bucket with a stone in it underneath or we were off, we were reported by a number of people by all accounts

 

If your water is grey I think you should see a doc

 

I'm looking forward to it....sounds like I'm going to be in the right place ....to stir it up a bit...

We are going to Market Rasen racecourse to see the Kaiser Chiefs , this camp site is next door to the course , my wife booked it, I always thought you had to be a CC member to get on their sites so I wouldn't be surprised if we get turned away when we get there anyway

 

I do have some choice music that they would appreciate as well...

 

Ding dong...

 

Will a bucket with a bog seat and lid suffice?

 

Excellent. Arrive with dreads and a red, green and gold wooly top, with Burning Spear thumping out of your speakers. Be sure to be smoking an enormous spliff, and address the warden as "Dread".

You'll be welcomed with open arms, I'm sure