Just had our holiday cancelled as they now won't allow people over 70 or those with underlying health conditions. Get to take it before the end of 2021 but can't get the hundreds of pounds back for long stay parking or any train tickets.
Breaking news @Barry Haynes : Tottenham Hotspur have had all their fixtures cancelled. Not because of Coronavirus, just that they never win anything anyway, so what's the point?
Cabbies showing a remarkable resistance to the virus. Scientists believe it may be fumes from aftershave that kills them. Government to distribute bottles of Brut and Magic Tree air fresheners to the vulnerable.
my lads office, in that London, [Oxford Circus] are all working from home for the rest of the month.... he's happy, no grubby tube and ... he's got a book to finish ...
Breaking news from Wuhan: large areas of the city have been occupied by the Pangolin Liberation Front. “What do we want?” “Ants!” “When do we want them?” “Now!” More news as it happens...