I have told all those I know I want to be cremated and as the coffin disappears I want disco inferno playing. If they dont do either of those I will come back and haunt them!
They should make cremations & funerals more fun ...... something like "Come & see how Rabbie Burns" "Watch Robert Browning" " See how Elizabeth Fry(s)" I'm here all week, Thank you
When we did our wills a couple of years ago we stipulated Woodland Burials for us both. Cardboard box in a forest basically. There's one here in Loxley, Sheffield. The real home of Robin Hood you Nottingham losers.
I'm basically donating whatever they might need to help other people, then whatever is left will go in a cardboard coffin and be buried in the graveyard near my house, it is the most peaceful and serene spot I've been to.... just feels right... X
Not quite sure yet Would like to have concreate slabs on my feet and chucked out in the English channel so the fish can eat me or I would like to be burried in my crewie, might have to big a big hole though. Hopefully it won't be for a few years yet, space might be a premium then so i could be BBQ'ed to save space.
We brunt me dad yesterday him beimng a career fireman and me myself like a good fire so think I'll go the brining route to hell.
we had this conversation today at the inlaws and the mother inlaw said she didn't want to burnt cos she is afraid she will still be alive in the coffin, as i said don't work ill sing extra loud so that no one hears you knocking to get out.
Bit undecided really. Always thought burnt, so I took up less room (as opposed to being buried in a graveyard). But then I could be scattered somewhere I particularly like (as yet undecided). Then again, I don't know the environmental impact of a crematorium, so maybe in a box under a tree so something or other might get a bit of nourishment from me and I just rot away (on the compost heap would be ideal, now I think of it, but that's illegal!). Have vowed to sort out stuff like this (and wills) this year, following the sudden death at age 47 of someone I knew ... shook me up a bit really.
