Burgled CH4 right now

I used to nick loads of stuff off the bloke I worked for until my missus pointed out that I'm self employed.

 

noooooo you can't wipe your arse on a pencil

 

No...... That's wrong.... However I do get through a few jars of Jam

 

I might hurt them a little bit whilst helping them find their way out

 

You never said "a lot better at cleaning your arse" are you stealing bidets now?

 

I stole a house from my last job

 

stealing? i prefer the term relocating.

 

I'm in ya garage

 

Fen bandit

 

In America it's seen as part of the 'package' and absolutely encouraged.

Except if you work for military intelligence.

 

Bordum

 

get me that 6 rib please

 

Pass the crow bar

 

There ain't room for you!

 

Giving a new home is so much more polite.

 

He said I can have anything I want

 

Which one?

 

Nick nick

 

Mark had on on his shoulder at skeg didn't he?

 

that ***** LIAM; funny he doesn't look dim witted. there you go first impressions wrong again, he IS!