Burgled CH4 right now

I hate the thieving scum what would you do if you caught one in your house

 

I wouldn't let him/her out....

 

kick the Marmite out of them

 

Make em a cup of tea and teach them right from wrong.

 

Exactly or worse, then don't phone the police and just get rid next day, who's gonna know they were in your/my house

 

Now now Ricky, that would make you lower than them.... Never ever put that in writing...

 

No don't become like them, what we want is proper sentences for criminals, life should mean life, lets think about the victim not the offender.

 

Whilst heating a poker till its red hot. Then insert it up their jacksy till it comes out their mouth.
Just to make sure they remember what I've taught them.

 

justice system is a waste of time

 

i'd happily say it in court. if you're in my property uninvited you're getting a 17 stone kick in the head.

 

Got a massive knife next to my bed just in case

 

Taking hard earned belongings from somebody else is totally wrong... But letting yourself into somebodies home to do so is totally unacceptable..

 

as a sideline, it's ok to nick stuff from work though yeah?

 

I'm glad I have a dog.


The dog has been trained to pull off my red headed wife from any stranger.

 

Yeah that's fine mate. Got any bog roll or milk spare?

 

lock them in the room with my 'big' dog....I have a fiver on the dog to win!

 

Without question, that's an unwritten rule that is used in calculating your wage.. So it's basically your earn t right.

 

new job doesn't allow me that luxury, but other things are available and they are a lot better

 

be a lot cleverer if you'd trained it to pull you off......

 

Pencils?