Are your pants a tight squeeze?

Do they need a squirt of WD40 to get them positioned correctly?

 

If they were tight, I'd use GT85

 

i just ease up on the mince pies

 

Is that like giving them a wink and say "how you doin'?" Then saunter over and sit down next to them??

 

yea thats exactly it and then other times i take em by surprise

 

Mmm. Teflon. Nice.