A weeknd with paradox in a private woodland

This is a short term offer

The offer is a chance to camp in your bus in a private woodland for a weekend
There is no hook up available but there is a single hard standing for you to park your bus on

You will get my complete attention for the weekend
If you want me to check your bus over to spot any future problems you may have missed thats cool by me
If you want to spend the weekend learning backwoods living and survival skills thats fine
If you want to get away from the normal camping vibe and let the kids get into having fun in the woods thats great

It will be a non structured weekend apart from what you want out of the weekend
There is a pub within walking distance if you want to eat out or be social during your stay

The main thing is its an opurtunity to camp in a location where the masses cant camp
Also you have me my spirit and knowledge at your disposal

Chilled weekend or educational weekend its up to you

I will provide a meal upon your arrival but you will have to let me know in advance if your vegan or have any allergies etc

The cost of the weekend will be £200 all inclusive of camping
£50 of the cost will be donated to the upkeep of the woodland

You will be responsible for your own safety during your stay and i accept no liability for accident or damage during your stay

The location is just outside of bolton in lancashire

Any interest or questions im happy to answer via pm

 

if i had the cash i would definitely be up for that, sounds like my kind of escapade...

 

Ive priced it rock bottom dude as its not a get rich quick scheme
Its a way of raising funds the woodland needs and covering my costs at the same time of allowing me to share my vibe,skills and experiance with others

 

Its a very magical place so much so there has been two pagen handfastings in the woodland

 

what a fantastic idea Parra !

 

Is this a parody thread?

 

quality idea para! excellent offer there! im sure you'll defo get some business with that idea! you tried the prototype bay website too?

B

 

I'd be interested if it wasn't so far away.

 

"Also you have me my spirit and knowledge at your disposal"

Coooool....... I've got some sex games I'd like to try out on someone but the missus won't entertain my ideas!
£200 sounds a bargain if your up for a little slap and tickle Para!

 

Thats a great offer, pity mine is months away from turning a wheel

Also got me thinking, i have a field by a small village in the Cotswolds, next to a river, cricket field and pub, maybe i ought to open that up?

 

Sounds a bit on the dear side for what is in effect, wild camping?

 

you'd be wild for £200!

 

Para that sounds good am adding it to my list of want to do's

 

Look, i'm not trying to p*ss on yer chips but you're on very dodgy ground here. You are responsible if it's your land and even if you're not taking any reward for it. Anything could happen in the woods with say, a child, a tree could fall etc. Again, not trying to put a dampner on anything but you do need public liability insurance. Nice idea but ..........

 

Sorry paradox but I agree on the above - it's not compulsory but will provide significant protection (it's also not very expensive, happily). As you're being paid for the weekend it classes as a transaction to provide goods or services - and the likelihood therefore would be that in a legal situation they are likely to find the transfer of liability over to you. You could potentially get around it if you got the customer to sign a disclaimer.

 

Too dear for me I'm afraid but good luck