when i was living in shared house at uni, i was awoken by a female housemate in my room, lucky me i thought! but when she was droping her clothes and going to perch on the corner of the bed i felt it was time to alert her to the fact this was my bed and not the toilet. was funny in the morning though. my other house mate pulled a girl at a club one night and had been busy with her upstairs ( they were both very drunk) he came downstairs to get a drink of water after he had proved his manlyness. i said have you had a hotdog or burger tonight he says "no I haven't, why" me, "whats all that red stuff on y y y your chi i in" i had already realised and so had everyone else in the kitchen . the painters were in eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggghhhhhh was funny though, still is now amd icky too
This year I went on the sunday for the day to Run to the hills with the Joycees, on the way home we decided to camp somewhere for the night as it was a bank holiday next day, after a few phone calls we'd got about six vans camping and some i'd never met before ??? that night like all unplanned things we had a great time and a certain person on here got well and truly leathered next morning heads still pounding I could feel there was a bit of tension in the air : apparently the certain person on here got up in the middle of the night for a pee and then opened the door to another bus and tried to get in bed with them ;D he'd never met these people before and they dint seem to pleased next morning, no sense of humour
Ah fantastic stories folks. Heres mine. When I was in the mob I was visiting a mate of mine in his room which he shared with another guy. The other fella was asleep in his bed, the door opened and in walked Leroy. Now Leroy is as black as the ace of spades and comes from leicester. Leroy was naked as the day he was born and started opening all the wardrobe doors ( so obviously sleep walking) " what you up to Leroy " we asked him, and in the corniest american accent ever he replied " looking for crackers man looking for crackers". Were already cracking up when Leroy walks over to Pete who was asleep in his bed and proceeds to vent his spleen all over him then walks out calmly back to his room.Oh christ we were cracking up, needless to say Pete wasnt and Leroy doesnt remember a thing. Brilliant. and that was in honour of Pete who died of cancer at a far too early age, RIP mate.
haha who ever it was deserves some karma for midnight wanderings hahaha wasn't congi was it? can imagine him doing that! x
Ok we give up - we don't care anyway Here's one from my Brill brother -- 1978 he's in the park spaced out and see's some his band mates having something to eat on the grass ( i mean sat on the grass not smoking it ) anyway my bro trundles over and notices a bag of chips open next to the lead guitarist , as per normal he just tucks into them and pretty much munches the lot when his mate ask's -' Baz - have you eaten the chips ?" My Bro says " yeah soz man i was so hungry ! " -- " mate we only left em cos a dogs just pizzed all over em " My brother just looked blank for a minute - then puked up ! True story - Brintons park , aug 1978 !
