This is a true story someone told me about their daughter which happened a few years ago The daughter was at her boyfriends house meeting his parents for the first time , at the end of the evening she had obviously made a good impression and was asked if she would like to stay in the spare room . She was reluctant but had had a few so decided it was better than calling a taxi home , anyway off she popped togged in borrowed night clothes for a nights sleep in the spare room . The next morning over breakfast she was asked by the parents how she had slept ' fine thanks ! what about you ?' , they were quiet for a while and then asked ' did you know you sleep walk ?' she said she knew she had done in the past and asked why - ' well you did last night , you came into our room and pee'ed on our bed , you then used the sheets to swipe and toddled off back to your room , we had to change our sheets !' The person in question nearly died of embarrassment there and then , they all laughed about it later and it became a close guarded secret until they told me -- but man what would you do ?. This is a very true story but i cannot name names
i did something worse when asked to stay at a girlfriends house when i was a lad when i was to drunk to drive home :-[
Not sure if this is true but it sounds good:- Friday night, this guy goes out with all of his mate's, and drinks too much. Saturday, he is in such bad shape that he can't make it through twenty minutes without either puking or crapping. After several hours of this, he is able to stop puking, but he is still running to the toilet every 20 minutes to log out. He doesn't want to cancel the date, because he's afraid he won't ever talk to her again. So they meet and take the train. They get to the restaurant, and he excuses himself during the appetizers to use the bathroom. They enjoy the rest of the appetizers without interruption, but he has to go back again during the entrees. They decide to get dessert. During dessert, our hero feels another rumbling, but doesn't want to look like a complete bathroom freak, so he holds it. After a few minutes, the rumbling subsides, but he still has a bit of gas stored up. He decides to let this little bit of gas fly right there at the table (discreetly, of course). Unfortunately, this little bit of gas came with another little surprise. "Oh Marmite," he thinks (and feels). Instead of running to the bathroom right away, our hero immediately leans on the arms of his chair to keep from sitting on this surprise. He maintains this yoga position for the rest of dessert, trying to figure out what to do before his trousers (a) start to smell, or (b) start to show stains on the outside. He quickly pays for dinner and they leave the restaurant. Oh, by the way, he is walking like a cowboy. On the way to the train station, they pass The Gap. "Do you mind if I run in and buy a sweater that I was looking at last week?" he asks. "No problem, I'd like to look around too," she replies. They gol into The Gap. Fortunately, at The Gap, men's fashions are on the right, women's fashions are on the left. They split up. Our hero grabs the first sweater within reach, and hurries back to the khakis. After selecting a pair that most closely resemble his current outfit, he brings both items to the register. His eyes are on his date(still on the other side of the store) to make sure that she doesn't see him buying the pants. He doesn't even want the sweater, so he says through clenched teeth (just in case his date can read lips from 40 feet away) "Just the pants." "What?" asks the Gap girl. "Just the pants!" (Eyes still trained on his date.) Gap girl: "Oh, OK." He pays for the pants and walks over to his date, then they leave the store. They board the train just before it leaves the station and find two seats in the middle of the car. Without sitting down, our hero excuses himself and walks to the bathroom in the back of the car. He gets to the bathroom as the train departs, and quickly rips off his pants and boxer shorts. He rolls them into a ball and throws them out the window. After cleaning himself off, he opens the Gap bag and pulls out...just the sweater. ****PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD DO IN THIS SITUATION.**** As you must have realized, the only solution is to wear the sweater as trousers. So he squeezes his legs into the arms of the sweater and pulls the rest of the fabric tight around his waist. He can only keep himself covered by hunching over. Walking will be a new challenge altogether. Rather than going through the absolute trauma of returning to his seat and explaining (or creating an elaborate lie to explain) the entire incident, our hero waits in the bathroom until the train stops at the next station. He waits until the moment the train starts to pull away from the station, then dashes out of the bathroom (as quickly as a hunched over cowboy with sweater pants can dash) and jumps off the train. He is lost and stranded somewhere. He hasn't seen the girl since.
They had a guest house , her dad was a religous knowledge teacher at a secondary school. Well i sort of sleep walked into her room and crashed out :-[ ???. was woken up buy her mum in the morning still in her room :-[ but that wasnt the worst bit ???. Apparently her dad who liked a whisky n soda or two himself had come to bed heard me snoring and come in to sort me out :- but un beknown to me id thought it was another bloke n thumped him broke his glasses n blacked his eye :-[ . Luckily her mum liked me ??? and blamed her dad, we did stay together but he didnt let me drink his whiskey or stay for a long time after. Her mum said to me , that will teach him, i know you wouldnt have misbehaived :.She laughed and said to him, Peter his name was, "what are you going to tell the headmaster and all the kids then peter ":-
The wee in the waldrobe one ;D na ;D. We went to a party once at friends flat woke up in the morning and the place was an absolute bomb site. His sister went to get the hoover out of the broom cupboard and their was a walnut whippy ontop of the hoover ,one of those old long tubular chrome jobbies ;D.God we laughed and no it wasnt me that time
