My granddad was a great fan of the Beach Boys: Sir Finn Safari. He married a girl called Emma B Lever But she left him for a Swede called Lars Traintoclarksville. Just getting my coat on!
A great joke from the late great Charlie William's He was in a boxing match and during the bout he jabbed his opponent, he stabbed his opponent and cut his opponent If the ref hadn't taken his knife away he would have probably killed him
My other great great grandad used to dress as a pink elephant on stilts, and pretend he was from a made up country. Sir real. Do I win a fiver?