Two parrots sitting on a perch, one says to the other, how much do you weigh? No idea the other replies...I keep slipping off the scales...
In the indian last night when the waiter came over and said,"Curry ok sir", I said ok one song then F off
Here's one from Mrs Haynes (Q)What do you call the useless bit of skin On the end of a penis? (A) a man Charming
"There's a black fella, a Pakistani and a Jew in a nightclub...... What a fine example of an integrated community. " "How many Pakistanis can you get in a mini? Well it's obvious. Four and maybe a small child..." (Courtesy of Bernard Righton aka John Thompson)