Beakers? Explain please?! And it is so not tidy. The heap of washing is just out of shot. Come to think of it, I could hang it off those handlebars....
Nought wrong with a bike under the stairs. I've always wanted a new Harley chopper bike to stand in the corner off the lounge. Just for show. I can't even ride a bike.
A great tradition...Gunk and Gravy with a faint odour of petrol. Always a risky business if there was an open fire within sniffing reach.
I'm afraid I'm not even going to be of sisterly support! You could always make it into the xmas tree? Or start bringing the van in bit by bit
I've kept bikes indoors as well. My Harley lived in the dining room for 10 years before I moved to the sticks. Did a complete engine rebuild on a Triumph 500 in my girlfriends lounge. Had a mate that built a Triumph in his bedroom (upstairs) then both of us took most of the wallpaper off getting it downstairs. Bikes are sensitive, they have to be kept warm.
And you thought TLB was weird... http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis