i've been painting the hall for hours now and i'm sweating so bad i've started dehydrating ! ***** knows why they recommend doing it in two coats ...
Ive got some painting to do tomorrow. It says on the tin to stir well before use. So I stirred it last week.
David Cameron was visiting a Glasgow primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion about words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr Cameron if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'. So the the prime minister asked the class if they could think of an example of a tragedy. A little boy stood up and said, 'If my best friend is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.' 'Incorrect,' said Cameron, 'That would merely be an accident.' A little girl stood up and said 'If a school bus carrying thirty children drove over a cliff, killing everybody inside, that would be a tragedy.' 'I'm afraid not', said Cameron, 'That's what we would call a great loss'. The room went silent. No other kid volunteered. Cameron searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?' Finally, little Johnny raised his hand from the back of the class and said, 'If a plane carrying you and all the Tory M.P.s was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.' 'Fantastic!' exclaimed Cameron, 'And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?' 'Well,' said little Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either!
I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird. I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection." But she did.
I took part in my very first spell of fast bowling today. Nervously, I began from a 30 yard run up, got to the line and swung my arm like Sir Ian Botham in his prime. To my delight, the ball flew from my hand, sending wood flying everywhere. To my astonishment, I was then escorted from the premises. Apparently, that's not how you play ten pin bowling.
I'd hate to imagine how it would try to handle (mangle?) any reference to a certain north Lincolnshire town, between Doncaster & Grimsby, just north of the M180...!
please heed his warning, do not under any circumstances do what I did and use Tesco dating service, I ended up with a bag for life. (not really she's fab)