Your a star

A package arrived just now , cornflakes i thought mmmmmmm



no snotty rags


but no charms fa betty well hes won her heart

and a new necklace



and a star for me to put on my door theirs a little star in the corner ,i shall write your name init bob and write shame he didnt make the big one . Betty says thanks very much it was better than sleeping with you

 

Erm............It's You're....................

 

you aunt

 

ermmm it's c............

 

ummm

 

so you have a carpet mat on top of a carpet...

brown carpets are better...

 

dont get me on that one i wanted a darker carpet and the mats are for my dirty socks /wellys

 

they're beautiful! I love the hearts.

 

bob will send them to you , its just when he insists you sleep with him id watch it

 

Hey it was you that insisted on sleeping with me after Betty told you how much fun she had.

 

you wish , i dont fall for your do you like kellogg'''''''s tricks

 

You're a star.......... Factually very accurate. So is everyone and everything you've ever seen or touched or smelt or breathed. Brian Cox said so on the telly the other night so it must be true.