You at 16yrs old

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by salad.dodger2, Dec 18, 2011.

  1. What would you write to yourself at 16yrs old.

    Me:

    Dont get involved with Jo, she almost wrecked your life, come between family, stay away. Go to college you lazy scroat and get an education, life will be much more fun if you get those welding and sheet metal work skills you want. Dont take life and people to serious, leave the stress out of it. Love your family more everyday, you never know when they might leave this world. Keep the camper dad buys you. Drive careful.

    Dont smoke either.

    Stay safe

    Me you
     
  2. Do a job you enjoy and you'll never work again!!! ;D
     
  3. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

    Never listen to sensible advice.
     
  4. Invest every penny you have on bays and splits and keep them in a barn for the next 15 years. :)

    O and don't get married at 20 it wont last ;D
     
  5. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    Dear me, don't regret what you have done, only what you didn't do.



    edit...ignore this i just remembered a reget :lol:
     
  6. Dear Jason,

    Don't do that YTS you're thinking of doing, stay in College, get your head down now and work hard at your studies, it'll save a lot of time in the long run.
    Quit smoking Cigarettes.
    Get on the property ladder sooner, don't waste your money for so long in rented houses.
    Go and see your Grandad more often, don't make excuses not to and don't see it as a chore. He has a lot to tell you.
    Go ahead and do something 'crazy' with your hair, you will only have it for another 6 years so do something with it now.
    When Mark asks you if you want to go round Europe for the summer go with him it'll be a right laugh.
    When Mark asks you if you want to go to the pub, go with him, but make sure he doesn't drink and drive.
    Don't sell the Beetle you get aged 20, you'll only regret it.
    In 1994 the first lottery numbers will be 3 5 14 22 30 44
    Stop trying to dance just like Kid 'n Play and copy their dance moves with Graham. You don't dance anything like them and blumming Graham will remind you of it every blumming time you see him.
    Make sure you tell Dad you love him, you'll miss him when he is gone.
    And don't worry.... it'll all work out in the end as long as you get in touch with Lisa still.

    Yours,

    Jason
     
  7. Go travelling. Don't fall in love until your mid 20s or it'll all end in tears.

    Oh, and go travelling.
     
  8. Dear Darren,

    A few key points for you. Oi listen when i'm talking to you you half wit know it all. Your not clever or funny so just open your ears for once in your life.

    1. Dont drink so much. When people say you have a drink problem listen and do something about it before its to late and you have to stop in order to save your life.
    2. Its not all your parents fault. Their actually decent people and have tried their hardest with the parenting tools they have at their disposal. Cut them some slack they make mistakes too.
    3. Take responsibility for your actions. You have a part to play in everything you do. Its not everybody else's fault.
    4. Don't be angry with the world. Its not the worlds fault and in [glow=red,2,300]FACT[/glow] its not anyone's fault not even yours. Marmite happens to everyone so don't take it to so personally everytime it hits the fan.
    5. You are a more resourceful person than you think. Try rather then shying away for fear of failing. Your not as stupid as you think you are.
    6. People like you so stop thinking they dont and learn to be you and not what you think you should be.
    7. At the end of the mad bender you will go on in 2003 please stay away from the harbour arm on the Sunday morning. (if you have paid attention to number 1 above then dont worry about this)
    8. Stay out of trouble with the law. It really is more hassle than its worth.
    9. Be a better friend.
    10. The winning euro millions numbers for 16th December 2012 are 2,5,10,23,31 and the lucky stars are 2 & 5.

    One final thing! Slow down, life isnt a race.
     
  9. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    oh, i'll add to mine,
    Dear idiot.
    When you are 16 and Tracy & Lisa ask you to go to Lisa's room to "listen to records" they didn't mean listen to records.....you daft idiot...........lay off the trainspotting and start on the girls younger, this may enable you to get it out of your system sooner and not be so poor now after paying 2 of the exes off and being mortgaged to the tits..... :lol:
     
  10. I would say, when your 17yrs dont take that plunge and go out drinking,
     
  11. dear johnny ....go amsterdam and never come back to england ,coz it crap and will only get worse
     
  12. Dear me at 16
    Spend more time with your dad he wont be here forever and listen to what he says he is a wise man who only has your best interests at heart ....... don't go and dance in that muddy field don't be a t*@t to Sarah next year DO go out to chorely with copp it will change your life when you meat the love of your life.......don't move to haydock when you are 31 you don't have six toes and you have not married your sister to live there......... And Finlay go back to school and learn something you bone Idell bugger then you wont be in a dead end job that you hate when you are 40 amd always were sun screen
     
  13. Dear me,
    Sign on now, don't wait a few more years. There's a big ugly world out there, lots of places and people to see.
    Avoiding falling in love too frequently and take care with the cheap booze and fags.
    Write to Mum and Dad regularly but don't tell them everything! Dad will probably understand but Mum mightn't.
     
  14. Listen to the brain in your head and not the one in your groin.......sorted ;)
     
  15. I'd say hold on to your hat mate coz itz gonna be bumpy and some of its going to be a right laugh.
     
  16. cool posts, some regrets, makes me think 'what if'.

    Interesting
     
  17. Dear Darrren,

    your a spotty 16 year old oik you have no confidence around members of the female sex; never mind in 3 years time you'll meet the love of your life and live happily ever after fact. so make the most of getting drunk now, oh and dont sell your mk1 escort mexico for £550 when your 20 you flippin idiot :eek:

    from an older wiser, none spotty you
     
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  20. bernjb56

    bernjb56 Supporter

    Dear me

    Don't sell your Norton when you buy your first house aged 22 because you can't afford the £40 per month payments.

    You are going to get a promotion in a few months time and you will be able to afford it.

    (still miss it )
     

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