Yet another Post an interesting (but useless) f act thread...

The voice of the Meerkats is Michael of Alan Partridge fame.

 

now its christmas if you have a darker wood scratch ie not the light pine or beech just rub your de-shelled brazil nut flesh onto it and it will magically cover it up personally tried it its not quite useless and more than often some bugger would have eaten all the brazil nuts already...also walnuts can be used as well hehe

 

If you go to ikea whatever to buy a wall clock you will see that they set the hands to 10:08 to make a smile. People are more likely to buy smiling things (like our buses). If you look at adverts for HTC smart phones they are set (digitally) to 10:08, globally. Totally pointless, the phones aren't smiling, wonder what decision making process went on at HTC to decide to set all their phones to 10:08?
(thanks to Dave Gorman for this completely useless fact, go see his show it's veryveryfunny
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Cheers
Steve

 

If you punch a Panda in the eye it goes white

 

If you hold a magnet to a Panda's head for over 5 minutes, it'll erase it's memory

 

No matter how much alcohol a Panda consumes, it will always pass a UK standard breathaliser test

 

I think, just possibly, you're making this stuff up...

 

No...They're all FACT

A group of Pandas is known as a bandit of Pandas

 

Whenever a Panda hears the tune "Greensleeves" they will stand absolutely still. Research has yet to find the reasoning behind this behaviour, however it has caused many an issue with ice cream vans being fined for abusing the free will of Pandas!

 

Hold on, what the F is an Ice magnolia van????????

 

A Panda's urine is so acidic it can melt through 2 inch steel plate in seconds.

 

When too many Pandas gather in one area, say more than 4 bandits (see above), they create a porthole to a parallel universe.

 

Im guessing you were a panda in a former life???

 

Gotta love a panda